Fuck Yeah Carson Daly

I really encourage you guys to read this article, because it’s pretty funny, not gonna lie. But let’s break it down, because honestly, how is Lindy West going to sit here and ask what the point of Carson FUCKING Daly is? OH WHAT’S THAT? You don’t know who Lindy West is? Spoiler: No One Does.

Here’s the thing about Carson Daly: NOTHING. He is the most Marlon-Bland-o non-event of a person in the history of cream of wheat.

You know what bitch? Fuck You. Carson Daly, unlike you, has been on television non-stop for 14 years. He has his own talk show, “Last Call,” which despite what you think, is clearly very successful, given that it has been on for upwards of 1100 episodes. But hey, that’s on at 12:30am, so maybe it’s just been popular because nobody else wants the time slot.

You know what’s a great time slot to have though? 10pm to 1230am on December 31st on NBC. Confused? New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly has been going on for 9 years, and there’s no sign of it stopping anytime soon. But Carson Daly is a total no-name, right? So no one watches that at all I guess. Except 3 million people, but hey who’s counting?

Then again, that’s nothing compared to the 12 million or so people who watch The Voice every week.

For a woman whose entire article on Wikipedia is less than 100 words, and who writes for a website named after one of history’s biggest cunts, it is awfully presumptuous to assume that ANYTHING you have ever done in your life either a) is comparable to anything Carson Daly has done with his, and b) that you have any sort of credentials to shit talk someone who could wipe his ass with your net worth and not even flinch.

Did Carson Daly make a dumb comment about gays? Yeah, sure. Did he apologize? You bet your ass he did. If, as you say, no one cares who Carson is, then why are you going out of your way to make such a big fucking deal about it? Move on with your sorry ass excuse for a life, and let Carson go on fucking bitches, making money, and laughing at attempts like this to sully his good name.

CARSON FUCKING DALY WHAT UP